So, I was on my way home from work yesterday when I get a call from Erin. I was not thinking much of the call because she regularly calls me when I am on my way home. During the call she asks me where I was, I state "Lake Road, why?" she then states "Our house was broken into!". So I followed by the normal set of follow up questions, How? How do you know? Who? What did they take? So, she goes on to tell me that there was a card in the mailbox that states to call the Lakewood PD as your house was broken into. Erin called the PD and they asked does she notice anything missing. She follows by noticing things are missing but she is unsure what. The officer states...Samsung DVD player, Erin confirms that it is missing.....Playstation 2, she again confirms that it is missing, Hardcore Nights Volume #3 ...................................she states, "I think that may be my husbands, but I am unsure".
So, 2 14 years kids break in to our house, steal a bunch of our stuff........and find my porn collection at the same time !!
The police using there crafty policing skills caught the little bastards a street over.
The police then come to the house last night with our stuff so we can ID it, sign a waiver to claim it and then retake ownership. They pull out the DVD player and I confirm that it is mine, then they pull out the Playstation 2 and I again confirm that it is mine......then the office states "We also have adult movie here, Hardcore Nights volume #3" ..... I confirm that it is mine and has to sign a waiver slip that had a description of the said DVD.
I am pressing charges, I feel a bit violated as there were stangers roaming our house and will be actively searching out a better hiding spot for my collection.....tonight.
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OK, first of all...that sucks that your house got broken into. Ironically, my bike was stolen last night...maybe it was the same fuckers! haha
Secondly, that is fucking fantastic that they took Hardcore Nights. Especially since Big Dicks, Hairy Buttholes was right next to it! hahahahaah...oh man, i'm funny!
Holy shit I love this blog!!! Bro, that really blows, but I love how you cover for your wifes hardcore porn addiction. You are a good husbend. BTW... tick, tick, tick, BABY!!! Obviously, let us know when the shit is going down, and we will be up as soon as you are ready to take visitors.
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